"Make 100 part 5" Off Track and Total Failure

Well, I was meant to have finished my "Make 100" project today.

As you can see, I haven't.

I've still got part 6 and then the 100th post, neither of which are going to be done tomorrow.

Screw it, I'll finish this when I want to.

I HAVE A LIFE INTERNET! YOU DO NOT OWN ME much

I have a French test tomorrow. God I hope it does snow. Actually, no I don't, because we'll probably have to go in anyway since it's important, plus that'll mean remembering it longer...

WISH ME LUCK!

-Hannah

P.S. I had a maths mock test today. I'm fairly confident I did well

"Make 100 part 4" Back on Track at number 97

I caught up with my posts- I mean...I was never behind! What are you on about!?

So today was Philippa's birthday! HAPPEH BIRTHDAY PHILIPPA MY AWESOME FRIEND!

We also went to "GCSE Science LIVE!" which was interesting and fun. I love science me.

The trip back was hilarious though.

So apart from Madeleine getting over protective of little Justin Bieber (arguing is fun, did I ever metion that?) I also had fun playing a little game I call...actually I don't really call it anything.

Basically, you say what you think the person on the outside of the bus it saying/thinking/doing in a funny accent it's plausible they might have and just generally take the piss out of what they're doing. My favourite was the phone box one; people seem to have unnatural and unhealthy obsessions with iconic red London phoneboxes.

"Did the picture take Nigel?"
*man outside shakes head*
"Well take another one!"

I was told by the person sitting in front of me that I was damn good at it *feels acomplished*

After we got out of London, I started on the accents. I was switching between accents, but then I ending up on a stereotypical air-head American girl (I think it was a Northern accent...I think).

GOD THAT WAS FUNNY but now my throat hurts because the voice was 1/2 an octave or so higher than my normal voice.

"Get back you your side of the Pacific" "Atlanic" "SHUT UP! Get back to your country stupid limey! You sound so nice and posh but you are ALL EVULLLLL! And yeah, I know we're in England. I'm going to the other side of the Pacif-" "Atlantic" SHUT UP! I'm going back to MY side of the Atlanis, because America is the land of hopes and dreams, and England is just a horrible rainy island and it SUUUUUCKS!"

All of the above is about the same as what I actually said (the "Atlanic"s I said in my normal voice.) Philippa was giggling like to tomorrow.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

Good bye and the stuff

-Hannah

"Make 100 part 3" The epic saga continues

Blimey I hope I haven't miscounted the posts I need to do, otherwise I'll be kicking myself in the arse (and I can do that, 'cause I'm cool.)

WELCOME TO PART 3

IT IS THURSDAY (BELIEVE IT) I'M JUST TESTING MY TIME TRAVELLING ABILITIES.

Everyone in England has the ability to time travel after their 15th birthday.
Bet you didn't know that America!

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's my birthday!

I got some pretty awesome things:

-Professor Layton 3
-Michael McIntyre's autobiography
-Avatar (the long edition) and Alice in Wonderland on DVD
-An Abercrombie and Fitch top (which, considering I'm not really a designer clothes person, is really nice)
-A new blue scarf
-A new purse
-And shit loads of cash. I can't even begin to comprehend how generous people have been!

At school, Shannon and Philippa had set up three muffins, two with candles in, for each of us with a little sign saying "Happy Birthday" (it's Philippa's birthday "tomorrow", hence the two candles). To think, "yesterday" I was freaking out thinking they might do something embarrassing, but it was actually really nice of them!

After school I went out to Basingstoke to see HARRY POTTER 7!
I. Loved. It.
See. It.
Now.
Go. Out. Now.
See. It. Now.
(Subliminal messaging isn't subliminal. Comand is comanding)
I also bought Now 77, Paramore- Riot and Thirty Seconds to Mars - This is War.
I love them.

-Hannah

P.S. I think dad'll like 30 Seconds. I'm going to attack him with it when he come back from Paris this weekend.

"Make 100 part 2" Your guide on how to fail epically.

Yes.

This post was supposed to be published on Wednesday.

No, I didn't post yesterday either.

Yes, I almost didn't post today either.

BUT LET'S JUST PRETEND LIKE THE THREE POSTS I'M GOING TO CREATE IN THE NEXT FEW MINUTES WERE ALL POSTED ON SEPARATE DAYS 'KAY?!

*cough* Urm it's...Wednesday and...I just got back from Fleet Festivities/Gala Night.

And as if I wasn't already nervous about the dance, of course there was the added complication of another boy from my year being in my dance group.

So a good chunk of the girls from my year were watching. I really really really hope they didn't recognise me because I had my hair up. But I bet they did. I know at least two peopl- no wait, I found that out on Thursday. Nevermind.
I BET THEY DID, MAYBE THEY'LL LET ME KNOW TOMORROW IF THEY SO HAPPEN TO SEE ME.

T'was fun though. I feel like we screwed up certain parts though. Gaaaaaah.

-Hannah

P.S. Mummy didn't let me buy a flashing sword. I feel let down.
(Just kiddin', I love you. It's just those swords were EPIC)

"Make 100 part 1" TO THE WRITING MACHINE! *epic noises*

Right, so as my good and awesome friend Becka has suggested, I'm going to try and write 6 blog posts by the end of this week. Then, for my REAL 100th post (seriously, I am such a fail) I can get some help from the friends who are coming to my birthday party this Sunday.

The good thing is I might actually have some content this week:

• Tomorrow I can just update something random (I'll tell you about MUN, there you go)
• My birthday is on Thursday AND I'm going to see Harry Potter 7 part1
• On Friday I'm going on a Science Live trip with school so I can tell you about that (damn, I've missed 2 Fridays in a row...)
• Saturday I will tell you of the joys of Philippa's party and
• Sunday I will post anything that pops into my head before I go to my own party.

After that, the next post that comes up will be the 100th post - It'll tell you of my party and also whatever I come up with (I may take my phone and record some videos, but it's possible that won't be up for a while).

So that is the "Make 100" plan! As you can see this is part 1 of this plan, tomorrow offers part two (or at least I hope it will)

Adieu!
-Hannah. Banana. Her name sound kind' like spanner.
She can break into manors when the police aren't around.
She's lazy, but crazy! Details are sorta hazy,
But she's completely lackadaisy, so much that she'll astound!

*bows* I found that fun to write...

How Splendiferous!

(random half arsed doodle is not only random but also half arsed)

This appears to be the 100th post.

I should have saved it for my birthday >.>

But who cares?!
It's time for the completely unplanned, spur of the moment 100th post SPECIAL! (with a capital "Q")

Yeah, I don't really have any content, so here's something Becka and I sort of typed on MSN 'nd stuff (wow this is crap, sorry):

Hannah Fowles says
Soooooooooo.....
Beckaa says
....
*dust ball*
Hannah Fowles says
*tumbleweed*
Beckaa says
*crickets
Hannah Fowles says
*cowboy music*
Beckaa says
*a c-c-c-c-combo breaker*
You knew I was going to do that.
Hannah Fowles says
This town ain't big enough for the two of us.
*srs face*
Beckaa says
this is srs bsns.
Why, then lets expand the town =D
Hannah Fowles says
Indeed.
Beckaa says
Or duel to the death
Hannah Fowles says
OH! An expansion! Was a splendiferous idea!
Beckaa says
Both are smashing ideas.
XD
Hannah Fowles says
I say an expansion what-what. You have to deal with a lot less of a prison sentence old bean.
Beckaa says
Quite. Well, I say. All this talk of expansion has made me quite parched. What say you we slake our thirst with some Tea?

This feels like Animal crossing.
Hannah Fowles says
That is indeed what I was thinking old bean. This reminds me, it has been such a long time since I have played on that charming game.
And yes, tea sounds splendid.
Beckaa says
^.^
Hannah Fowles says
^-^
Beckaa says
I think I may start writing a blog.....
Hannah Fowles says
WOO!
You must link it to me, especially if it's on blogger.
Beckaa says
If I do ^.^
I'll have two. An awesome sauce blog, and an 'I hate people mode' blog
Hannah Fowles says
Sweet
Beckaa says
I like to separate the happeh from the sad. My antisocial thoughts can stay on depressing page
So................... How be thou.
Hannah Fowles says
I be good, how be thou?
Beckaa says
I be good.
Hannah Fowles says
Splendid
Beckaa says
Smashing.
Hannah Fowles says
Brilliant
Beckaa says
Super. (special awesome)
Hannah Fowles says
Superb
Have you noticed that the majority of stereotypical British adjectives that have a similar meaning to "good" begin with an "s"?
*waits for the inevitable*
Beckaa says
XD
Hannah Fowles says
*is tired of waiting*
Beckaa says
Spiffing!
Hannah Fowles says
C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Beckaa says
Noooo!
Hannah Fowles says
*insane laughter*
Beckaa says
...Shit
Hannah Fowles says
Lul
Beckaa says
Lal.
Notice it began with S
Hannah Fowles says
Yes.
But it isn't the equivalent of "good" now is it?
Beckaa says
Well, we just have sweet words.
Hannah Fowles says
Sweet...
XD
Beckaa says
I know
Hannah Fowles says
XDDD
Beckaa says
Pretty dang sweer
As well.
Hannah Fowles says
Serendipity!
Beckaa says
LOLZ
Hannah Fowles says
Which I think means how you describe finding something you weren't looking for/didn't expect.
Beckaa says
Mmmmn. Quite.
Sauceome. XD
Hannah Fowles says
Mhm
XD
Saucy
Which is how you describe a dish with a lot of sauce on it.
Beckaa says
Sweependus.
Something which is stupendously sweet.
Hannah Fowles says
O.O
Scones
Beckaa says
*love*
Science.
Hannah Fowles says
Bloody hell yes O.O
Beckaa says
Scetch! =D
...
Surds *minimathschuckle*
Hannah Fowles says
*is totally not copying this onto her blog for a 100th post special*
Beckaa says
This makes the 100th post special! I'm honoured.
Hannah Fowles says
=D
Beckaa says
Tis 'S'pecial!
Hannah Fowles says
OMG YES


And that is that! Now, I must think of other thing to place upon this special blog post...

Eh....

Urm....

No, can't be arsed!

And that was your amazingly special Special!
*bows*

Night n' the stuff!

-Hannah

(P.S. This post was also made special by the obsessive use of formatting and the purrty picture at the top. Awe at its special-ness)

OMG IMPORTANT AND THE STUFF:
Yeah, apparently blogger counts drafts as "posts".
So HAPPY 93RD POST EVERYONE *shot*

Oh Hello There

Philippa Gibbons, you stalked my deviantArt to find this I presuuuuuuuuume.

GO ON YOU! =D

...

XD

-Hannah

(Yeah, this post was irrelevant to everyone else. But that's just how I roll.)

We had another GCSE Science Module today: Biology 1A and 1B
It was easier than I thought it would be.
I get so damn worked up over these things...

Also, I'm creating a new blog so I can post "I Love Thee Like a Bucket" in an easy place to read.
I'll link it in my next blog, should anyone come across this...

LALALALALA

I have a great lack of things to write about.
I'm sure something will come to meeeeeeeee-oh!
First of a series of six weeks of hockey in PE lessons at school was today.
GAH! I forgot that people wouldn't be all that good.
And because they're unexperienced, Miss made us play really strict positions so we wouldn't crowd into one place.
Still, it was fun. I scored one goal from the left and nearly managed to score another (no one would have seen it coming, they all though it was going off. THE POWER OF REVERSE STICK!!!)

I'm also taking part in the upper-school play: Widows by Ariel Doffman (or someone with a similar name...).
I'm one of the narrators; I LIKE BEING A NARRATOR!
We actually started rehersal at the beginning of term, and the performance is in January!
GO US!

-Hannah