Hands Up If We're Losing It

I made a spider cry today. I broke it's web by accident and I think it was its favourite because it curled up on the hedge and started crying. I apologised so many times and it was still sobbing and I feel really bad V.V

And Philippa was a unicorn, and we hid 5 nixies in the tree.

But then Steve, he's my dragon friend by the way, flew overhead. He made me feel slightly better, but then I remembered I'd forgotten his third dragon (1 dragon year = 100 human) birthday was next week, and I've NEVER forgotten to get him a present before. On his second I got him an awesome claw shiner, and he loved it. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO GET HIIIIIIIM.


But what if he hates me too? I can't deal with that!
The spider AND Steve (and those foreign bastards, Francis and Alfred I think? Meh, who cares about them)?



DON'T LAUGH DAMN!

THIS IS SRS BZNS


Oh god oh god ohgod oh-
I'VE GOT IT! *magical brainwave*


I shall get him the rainbows
And maybe I'll get one for the spider.
And maybeh one for Ellie and Becka too =D


Anyway, I shall find the little spider and give him a rainbow, then maybe he will not hate me so much.









I think that maybe one day I shall give rainbows to all the other nations too, apart from those bastards I mentioned earlier, so I shall have MANY ALLIES. Then we kick America and France's arse >3<


This is something I truely, no word of a lie, said today on MSN. There were certain sentences I got rid of because they relied on emoticons to make them work. There was a point were I gave Becka and Ellie rainbows and we coloured our sheep with them (long story, don't ask).

This isn't actually all that random though.
This is something I really did. Sort of.

I did destory a spider's web and then I watched it "cry"
I discussed as to "how many nixies could we fit in that tree"
I made Philippa a unicorn since she was hoarse. Bad puns.
I then made a dragon fly over our heads, and I told Philippa his name was Steve, and that he was three dragon years old and I had known him all that time. And gave him birthday AND christmas cards since he was such a good friend. "I celebrate his birthday in human years too" I said "but he only gets presents on dragon birthdays.

Before I left I went to the spider to see if it was still sad. It was. I said I would find him something to make up for it.

I chose rainbows. They make everything better.

-Hannah